Monday, April 11, 2011

Oh the joys of procrastination!

so in an effort to procrastinate...i'm yet again writing a blog post!

i love procrastinating-im super good at it too

im gonna tell ya how its done:

1. don't do homework on the weekend. you will always be inherently behind and spending time with your friends is WAY better than any assignment you might have.

2. find a tv show on netflix to become obsessed with. the tv show Psych is always a funny one. i cant decide if shawn or gus is my favorite. ive recently completed the first season-i highly recommend it.


3. clean! cleaning is always a healthy and productive tool of procrastination especially useful when your productivity is low due to procrastination...that does make sense-think about it. anywho my favorites things to clean are the kitchen and bathroom-you feel so good the next morning waking up to a clean home and it even reduces your thoughts of how stressed you should be because you yet again did a fantastic job procrastinating.

4. bake or cook something. filling your stomach with mouth-watering goodness is 100% justifiable. you need your nutrients and studying all the time takes sooo much energy...

even though you probably haven't been studying and have ample amounts of energy to complete your homework-you could look at it as procrastination takes way more energy and to keep up with your bang up job and excellent marks in procrastination you must resupply your noggin with glucose.

NOW if for some ridiculous reason your oven doesn't work...LIKE MINE...it stinks. and you can better use this time by emailing your management company over, and over, and over again... LIKE ME.

This is a picture of what
Aspen Ridge Management
refuses to believe is my oven's
inept ability to cook evenly...
tasty right...not.

5. serve someone. there is absolutely no better way to procrastinate or spend your time in general than to serve someone else.

you may have a full plate, or loads of other things you could be doing... but honestly if you're gonna do anything with your precious time on this earth
i fervently hope you will choose to serve another.


Have you done any good in the world today?
that's the best way to procrastinate, i promise.

Monday, January 17, 2011

CAUTION Hair


i will begin to tell you the unique and entertaining story of how this sign ended up on my beloved vacuum.

the apartment was atrociously disgusting, and as per my usual habit of procrastinating homework i decided to vacuum.

now when i say disgusting-the word is not used lightly. our floor had been without the pampering care of the vacuum for two weeks!

(now for those of you not in the state of utah-or what i like to refer to as the state of misery...leaves fall in september and still manage to find their happy little way into your home in january...so vacuuming is a must)

as i started my adventure vacuuming, i noticed the vacuum was making a slightly odd noise but nothing of major concern. i finished the living room, hallway and my bedroom to remember i had told andrea i would clean the floor of our bathroom. so i took out the bathroom rug and commenced vacuuming it...well ... the vacuum cleaner started smoking and it quickly started smelling like burnt hair!


to amend this alarming situation i swiftly went to work ascertaining the source. to my amazement and astonishment i found a MASSIVE amount of HAIR caught underneath the vacuum! this picture is the COLOSSAL amount of HAIR found!! GROSS!!!

to conclude this rampage, and homework procrastination, i have some thoughts:

to any guy that might be reading this: i assure you that one girl did not produce all this hair! this is the accumulation of hair from several ladies over a long period of time and is not a normal occurrence. i promise!!

i'm not sure if my poor, unfortunate vacuum will recover from the havoc reeked by hair!

and finally, GIRLS: HAIR GOES IN THE TRASH, NOT ON THE FLOOR! save a vacuum.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Howdy! Howdy!

ok so in the spirit of procrastinating homework i created a blog!!!
yes, a less than admirable use of my precious time however; its super duper fun!

so in my first ever blog post i will tell you about myself: ready. ok.

im slightly ocd

im the biggest kid you'll ever meet: i collect mater (from the disney pixar cars movie) and am proud to say i use my mater lunchbox regularly. on sundays (and any other day of the week) my favorite pass-time is watching princess movies and im all about friendly competition (which means i win)

i absolutely love to sing and dance

i have a firm testimony that Texas really is the best. period.

and...i love to smile.

my life is composed of school, work, running, and little sleep.

if i could have a super power it would be flying, however; i do believe super heroes are slightly overrated.

i have to brush my teeth before leaving my apartment-even if i've only been home half an hour.

my family means the world to me: im a huge daddy's girl and mama's one of my best friends.

pretty much my life is grand and im a slightly complicated person.