Monday, January 17, 2011

CAUTION Hair


i will begin to tell you the unique and entertaining story of how this sign ended up on my beloved vacuum.

the apartment was atrociously disgusting, and as per my usual habit of procrastinating homework i decided to vacuum.

now when i say disgusting-the word is not used lightly. our floor had been without the pampering care of the vacuum for two weeks!

(now for those of you not in the state of utah-or what i like to refer to as the state of misery...leaves fall in september and still manage to find their happy little way into your home in january...so vacuuming is a must)

as i started my adventure vacuuming, i noticed the vacuum was making a slightly odd noise but nothing of major concern. i finished the living room, hallway and my bedroom to remember i had told andrea i would clean the floor of our bathroom. so i took out the bathroom rug and commenced vacuuming it...well ... the vacuum cleaner started smoking and it quickly started smelling like burnt hair!


to amend this alarming situation i swiftly went to work ascertaining the source. to my amazement and astonishment i found a MASSIVE amount of HAIR caught underneath the vacuum! this picture is the COLOSSAL amount of HAIR found!! GROSS!!!

to conclude this rampage, and homework procrastination, i have some thoughts:

to any guy that might be reading this: i assure you that one girl did not produce all this hair! this is the accumulation of hair from several ladies over a long period of time and is not a normal occurrence. i promise!!

i'm not sure if my poor, unfortunate vacuum will recover from the havoc reeked by hair!

and finally, GIRLS: HAIR GOES IN THE TRASH, NOT ON THE FLOOR! save a vacuum.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Howdy! Howdy!

ok so in the spirit of procrastinating homework i created a blog!!!
yes, a less than admirable use of my precious time however; its super duper fun!

so in my first ever blog post i will tell you about myself: ready. ok.

im slightly ocd

im the biggest kid you'll ever meet: i collect mater (from the disney pixar cars movie) and am proud to say i use my mater lunchbox regularly. on sundays (and any other day of the week) my favorite pass-time is watching princess movies and im all about friendly competition (which means i win)

i absolutely love to sing and dance

i have a firm testimony that Texas really is the best. period.

and...i love to smile.

my life is composed of school, work, running, and little sleep.

if i could have a super power it would be flying, however; i do believe super heroes are slightly overrated.

i have to brush my teeth before leaving my apartment-even if i've only been home half an hour.

my family means the world to me: im a huge daddy's girl and mama's one of my best friends.

pretty much my life is grand and im a slightly complicated person.