i will begin to tell you the unique and entertaining story of how this sign ended up on my beloved vacuum.
the apartment was atrociously disgusting, and as per my usual habit of procrastinating homework i decided to vacuum.
now when i say disgusting-the word is not used lightly. our floor had been without the pampering care of the vacuum for two weeks!
(now for those of you not in the state of utah-or what i like to refer to as the state of misery...leaves fall in september and still manage to find their happy little way into your home in january...so vacuuming is a must)
as i started my adventure vacuuming, i noticed the vacuum was making a slightly odd noise but nothing of major concern. i finished the living room, hallway and my bedroom to remember i had told andrea i would clean the floor of our bathroom. so i took out the bathroom rug and commenced vacuuming it...well ... the vacuum cleaner started smoking and it quickly started smelling like burnt hair!
to amend this alarming situation i swiftly went to work ascertaining the source. to my amazement and astonishment i found a MASSIVE amount of HAIR caught underneath the vacuum! this picture is the COLOSSAL amount of HAIR found!! GROSS!!!
to any guy that might be reading this: i assure you that one girl did not produce all this hair! this is the accumulation of hair from several ladies over a long period of time and is not a normal occurrence. i promise!!
i'm not sure if my poor, unfortunate vacuum will recover from the havoc reeked by hair!
and finally, GIRLS: HAIR GOES IN THE TRASH, NOT ON THE FLOOR! save a vacuum.
to amend this alarming situation i swiftly went to work ascertaining the source. to my amazement and astonishment i found a MASSIVE amount of HAIR caught underneath the vacuum! this picture is the COLOSSAL amount of HAIR found!! GROSS!!!
to conclude this rampage, and homework procrastination, i have some thoughts:
to any guy that might be reading this: i assure you that one girl did not produce all this hair! this is the accumulation of hair from several ladies over a long period of time and is not a normal occurrence. i promise!!
i'm not sure if my poor, unfortunate vacuum will recover from the havoc reeked by hair!
and finally, GIRLS: HAIR GOES IN THE TRASH, NOT ON THE FLOOR! save a vacuum.